- me: ugh why am i so lonely
- friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
- me: no
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant)
- Mom: why are you doing that?
- Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
- Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
- Me: *gross sobbing*
Finding out you're adopted
- Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
- Hercules: *sings*
